You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Randomize
