Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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