Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
