is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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