Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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