You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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