Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I'm bleeding and have questions
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