his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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