It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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