I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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