He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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