The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Your penis caused this!
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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