You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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