That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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