i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I use my feet as sexual weapons
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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