i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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