Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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