no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
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