nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
and she was petting her beer can
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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