I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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