You can't special order awesome
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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