maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Do vagina's smell?
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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