Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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