physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Apparently last night I sat at the bar with an upside down sharpie lightning bolt on my forehead, yelling "It's Harry Potter's birthday! Let me be on the qudditch team!" And I kept calling the bartender Dobby. There are videos.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Randomize
