what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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