Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
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