yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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