Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Drunk is a universal language darling
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