I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
Randomize
