I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
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