I love black thongs
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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