I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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