Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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