but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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