You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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