you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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