We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
