why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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