Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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