All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Randomize