I want to stick my p in your. b.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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