just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
Randomize
