Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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