i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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