I didn't shave. On purpose
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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