I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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