Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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