Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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