I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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