bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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