How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
My breakfast consisted of a slimfast and an adderal. My fridge is like an insecurity buffet.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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