problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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