so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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