I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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