READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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