Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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