Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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